Mum spent an hour crying due to Mum3 fitting her wedding dress better. I definitely saw sparkles. Then she went for a walk and got better.
This is a genuine news item from a few days ago.
Poor, poor Santa isn’t so jolly these days. He’s in not one, but two high-risk categories for swine flu.
First, he’s covered in slimy, snotty children all day.
Second, he’s overweight.
This has prompted absolutely serious calls for Santa/s to get the swine flu shot, STAT.
Ho. Ho. *achoo* Ho.