Dreamed I was EMO. I walked into the sun and sparkled like fire – then I blew up! It was VERY sad. When I woke up, I knew what to do.
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If the EMO pandemic hasn’t got you yet, these jokes will help:
1) Why did Harry fall off his bike?
Because Harry was a fish.
2) Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was hit by three other koalas.
Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was a kangaroo.
3) What brown and green and runs really fast?
I don’t know. What’s brown and green and runs really fast?
A tree.
But. . . trees don’t run fast.
Yeah, sorry about that.