I saw a specialist today and confirmed that my lady bits are indeed, as I suspected rearranged slightly due to big baby + bronchitis (“prolapsed uterus” is the term). This is neither uncommon nor life-threatening, and it doesn’t do bad things to my fertility or anything other than my ability to stand up or walk or lift things (I miss being able to casually walk down to local shops). After a year and a quarter, I’m still finding new ways for pregnancy to make my life more humiliating and less pleasant.
It’s a good thing Louisette’s cute.
Yep, that’s a knife.