Could this cat be a pirate cat?
YES: She’s survived many a long fall, so clearly she’s more or less indestructable.
YES: She kills large birds, so rats should be no problem.
YES: She likes water.
YES: . . . and sunshine.
NO: The reason she survives so many falls is because she’s so uncoordinated. At sea, she’d probably fall overboard before the ship left port.
NO: She needs frequent brushing. Pirates don’t brush their OWN hair, so it’s unlikely they’d brush hers.
NO: She’s not exactly vicious.
Cuteness rating: 11
Pirate rating: -2