Awoke with horrible thought and went to Pi. “You said Dad drank some of the blood sample. So his BACKWASH turned it EMO?”
“Yep. Ed’s, too.”
Still not EMO, despite beginning to wonder if blood tastes good. Ed says it’s like milo combined with tabasco sauce. I need to get out more.
Observant readers will notice that I appear to be using the internet. Yes, it’s true. The internet is all better now and life goes on.
Here’s today’s “Twilight”-mocking article (it also has a fun video):