The newsreader said, “Our alert has been raised to red – a deep, emotional red. You may as well get bitten. What does it matter anyway?”
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Apologies if this offends. . . but it IS funny. Thanks go to http://steffmetal.com/ (usually a PG blog, and she warns readers when it isn’t – she’s all about being a happy metalhead).
