This was one of those times when I used my skills of interpretation. The task of today’s awesomeness (from steffmetal.com) was to take a batch of cookies to the “local metal bar”.
I interpreted “local metal bar” as “parents house”. it might sound like a leap, but check out this individual:
-has a skull tattoo
-has crazy hair
-has crazy eyes
-began cross-dressing* immediately after this photo was taken.
-flails a LOT
I was going to cook meringues but Mum** wanted me to cook cake instead. So I did.
I know, I know – it looks like I just vomited onto a plate. I promise it was actually chocolate cake, and rather good too.
*ie, she wore a blue onesie.
**er. . . the band?