Christmas and New Year’s Day are two of the slowest and dullest days on the internet each year, so I’ve prepared three special blog entries just for you.
Christmas Eve: Something special from the watery depths (tentacles most definitely included).
Christmas Day: Top ten awesomenesses of 2011 (it turns out my year wasn’t nearly as dull as I remember).
New Year’s Day: Sarcastic Christmas letter.
You’re welcome, internet! You deserve love after giving us this: