Too embarrassed to write much. Suffice to say:
1) Yes, I prepared by drinking.
2) No, I don’t know the guardian angel beside me (although her mother was also there, and they both sang).
3) I’m so, so sorry.
4) It could have been worse. So screw #3: I’m not sorry at all.
I will admit it was strangely enjoyable.
PS For those following the twittertales, “Minion Number Two” begins on March 4. It’s a tale of intrigue, ambition, and how to train your kangaroo to infiltrate an evil lair.