A couple of weeks ago, my nephew turned six. I enjoyed it roughly as much as he did. Here is his cake (and a toy he described blithely as a “turtle sharpener”, which for some reason made me think it sharpened knives. Those are pencil holes in its back, however):
The bottom layer is vanilla (with chunks of white chocolate). The middle layer is strawberry (with real berries) and the top is chocolate (with real chocolate chunks). There’s cream between each layer, and the top has chocolate icing, white chocolate swirliness, and sprinkles. Lots of sprinkles.