I figured it was about time I began the series of obligatory “Look how pregnant I look” photos – but I decided to do so with a twist. In some of these photos I am pregnant, and in some I am not. Can you tell which is which?
This, dear reader, is why you must never, ever, ever ask a woman if she is pregnant. It should be noted here that other, far more pregnant-looking photos have been taken – but they’ve also been thrown away.