“Bell! Bell!” said Pi.
I said, “What?”
“You were right! Mum has a natural immunity.”
“I know. We have to clone her!”
FYI – if you live in Canberra, you’ll be able to hear me on the radio today at 8:30am on Artsound (92.7FM or 90.3 in Tuggeranong).
How to make a cloning machine:
Parts: Duct tape (silver works best)
Two broken slinkies
A plastic fish
Two digital watches
A wig made from real hair
Two AA batteries (or, for better results, one gerbil)
Cardboard box (big enough for two adults)
Large red button
1. Tape all ingredients together with the red button on the outside.
2. Push button to operate.