Battles Lost, Won, and Ongoing

Destruction of Books (board and pages) We have a LOT of books just for Louisette. About a hundred paper books, and thirty board books (most of them secondhand, hence the sheer bulk). She loves playing with them, and rarely actively destroys them – yet. So this battle hasn’t truly joined yet, and may never occur.Continue reading “Battles Lost, Won, and Ongoing”

So much better than flowers or chocolate

The other day, when I was still pregnant, CJ was driving me home from church. “I’ve realised,” he said, “that, should the technology come about in my lifetime, I still can’t time travel.” “Oh?” I said. “And why not?” “Well, I worked out a while ago that if I time travelled and ended up inContinue reading “So much better than flowers or chocolate”

I can see our restaurant from here

When CJ and I had been dating six months, we had outdone all our previous relationships by a lot, and we celebrated by going to the Telstra Tower revolving restaurant, Alto. It’s super expensive, but we really enjoyed it, and decided to go back someday, for some major occasion. “Like when I get published,” IContinue reading “I can see our restaurant from here”

Man, Woman, Child: Who does what?

I have a friend whose husband is nervous about bathing their child – so she does it. He doesn’t have a single child-specific task that is just his. She plans and prepares the food (even on the days he stays at home and she works), cleans the house, and generally bears the weight of parentalContinue reading “Man, Woman, Child: Who does what?”

How to get un-pregnant: A Labour Story (PG mildly medical)

Today is Louisette’s due date. So she came early, after all. I’m so glad she did. Being pregnant really sucked. My pre-labour contractions (that is, contractions that were causing change in my body – I begged the midwife to do an internal exam so I’d know for certain, and was relieved to find out thatContinue reading “How to get un-pregnant: A Labour Story (PG mildly medical)”

Adorable Proof of Incompetent Parents

Before I start – I know there are three types of people reading this blog, so here are my messages for each of you: 1. Regular readers who are really not that interested in babies – never fear. In a week or two your normal schedule shall resume (in fact I’ll be posting the thirdContinue reading “Adorable Proof of Incompetent Parents”

“On the whole, women are smarter than men”

I heard the phrase and was so shocked that I stared at the TV screen and replayed it in my head. No, I wasn’t hearing things. No, the speaker wasn’t joking. No, the speaker wasn’t attempting to impress anyone. It was Clive James, aged seventy, talking to Andrew Denton on the latter’s “Elders” show. ItContinue reading ““On the whole, women are smarter than men””

Captain Maxolon saves the day (ish)

Dear rest of the world (USA, I’m looking at you): Public health care is the best idea ever. Yesterday CJ and I spent seven hours at hospital (in the past, I’ve waited longer than that in the waiting room, which is the down side of a triage system – the sicker people get treated firstContinue reading “Captain Maxolon saves the day (ish)”

Screams in the night

Welcome to the first ever miscellaneous Monday. I was going to write about the twittertales (writing a real-time tale each month is starting to make me crazy*, so I’ve decided to start using regular stories, hastily cannibalised into a twitterable form. It turned out to work really, really well – as you’ll discover in April,Continue reading “Screams in the night”